Bernie: Why Hitler was on the right track

EcclestoneIf you’d asked me – up to now – which of the Domineering Duo at Formula One is a Germanophile, I would have answered unhesitatingly, “Max Mosley”. It stood to reason, didn’t it? Both parents Teuton-crazy, went to school in Germany long enough to be fluent; even carries out his sexual perversions in the language.

But it turns out I’m wrong: they both are. Mosley’s long-term collaborator Bernie Ecclestone is evidently a passionate student of German history, if a frank interview with The Times is anything to go by. Bernie takes a pride in not being seen as politically correct, and refreshes our memory every now and then with his unconventional views on women, colour and naughty racing teamsters who tell lies and steal. But he has so far kept his views on the course of German history carefully under wraps. No doubt because he fears his findings are so explosive that if they got into the wrong hands they would cause appalling mayhem.

And they are? Apparently, Adolf Hitler has been badly misunderstood. During the Thirties (I paraphrase, but only a little) he was a great guy, building motorways and bringing full employment back to Germany after the Slump. All right, things got a little out of hand every now and then – like on The Night of The Long Knives and during Kristallnacht – but basically Adolf was just giving the Germans what they needed, the smack of firm government. Come to think of it, that’s precisely what we need now, a bit of firm dictatorship, instead of these mealy-mouthed democrats like Brown and Blair, who lie instead of lead; and Max would be just the man to provide such leadership…

But, I digress on his behalf. Things went a bit haywire after 1939. Inexplicably, Hitler became a hopeless victim of invasion complex, causing him to trample roughshod all over Europe. And then there was this holocaust thing. That was a bit of a mistake, wasn’t it?

Why Ecclestone, 78, chose to privilege us with his views on political governance only now is a matter of speculation, but there are several possibilities. One is that The Times reporters are highly persuasive and Ecclestone has been very gullible. I don’t think so. More likely, this is a two-fingered salute to the establishment. A reminder that Formula One cannot do without him, in case any of us is deluded into thinking he might follow Max off-track.

Ecclestone says he is no great planner of events. But he is a consummate bluffer. Let’s see if anyone – from the Formula One holding company majority shareholders CVC to the sponsors and constructors – has the guts to do anything about what, by any standards, is an act of extreme provocation.

One Response to Bernie: Why Hitler was on the right track

  1. […] reckons the Holocaust never happened, so it’s OK to nuke Israel. Bernie reckons Hitler is misunderstood. After all, he had a way of “getting things done” (admittedly, we’re not quite […]

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